Nellie was in an irritable mood. “Look at me!” she commanded. Obediently, I looked. She seemed fine to the untrained eye. “Look at my hair!” her voice was rising, with that note of frantic agitation I’ve come to recognize. Well, her hair is rather thin…and rarely washed…and dyed jet black only on the top layer, leaving a fair quantity of sparse white showing underneath.
She tugged and fluffed her hair impatiently, trying to make it miraculously thicker or cover her head a little more. “I look terrible!” she lamented. “I can’t even stand to look at myself in the mirror.” I tried vainly to think of something comforting to say, but Nellie wasn’t done. “And in a few weeks my nephew will be giving a concert, and he has invited me…and my birthday is coming up in May, and I will be eighty-six years old, and there will be a party—and what am I supposed to do? Go looking like this? I can’t go looking like this! It has come to a critical point for me—I have to get a wig.”
The suddenness rather took my breath away, but I had to admit the idea had promise. A wig: that might be just the thing.
Nellie went on in a rush. “So, you have a good hairdresser, right? You have to talk to her and see about making me a wig.” Oh, no. I was practically positive that my little grandmother had no idea how much a custom-made wig would cost. Truth be told, I really didn’t know myself, but I assumed the price would be astronomical. I attempted to head her off with an estimate of lots of hundreds of dollars, and her shoulders slumped.
Quickly I proposed an alternative. “But there are wig shops, I’m pretty sure, where you can buy wigs already made for a lot less,” I reassured her.
Her face brightened again. “Really? Where? How much do they cost?” Well, now, that was the problem. I’d never personally sought out a wig supplier before, and wasn’t certain of anything except that such places existed. “But then I would have to go there, wouldn’t I? And somebody would have to take me. Would you take me?” Somehow I had seen this coming. Of course I would. How could I refuse?
Nellie was ready, I think, to resolve the issue that very day, but she had to content herself with my pledge to find out more information (like the location of a store). She reminded me as I left that afternoon that it was absolutely essential that she get a wig soon.
So I found a nearby wig shop in the phone book and called to find out hours of operation, average prices, things like that. Hesitantly I asked the pleasant lady on the other end of the phone line if she were…how should I put it?...fairly patient with difficult customers. She laughed gently and assured me that she “loved her elderly ladies.” Ahh—I was relieved. She did understand.
Nellie’s fire had somewhat cooled by the time I arrived the next Tuesday, and so my announcement that I had found a shop, very close, and we should go now was met with more hesitation than I’d expected. After all, wasn’t this an urgent matter that needed immediate attention? My enthusiasm encouraged her, and she finally agreed to go. It wasn’t too difficult to persuade her; after all, this was a critical matter.
More difficult, however, was our task when we entered the tiny shop and began the process of trying on wigs. Wigs are usually made with some sort of bangs, the better to cover the woven cap that holds the hair—and Nellie is extremely opposed to having hair on her forehead. On top of that, she has a slightly larger head than I suppose is common for wig-buyers, because every single one she tried pinched. She thought maybe she wanted black; I tried to dissuade her from such a stark color, since black never seems quite natural to me unless it is…well, natural. None of the browns looked very good on her, and she wasn’t impressed with the curly short hairdoes that the sweet proprietor offered. She wanted one long enough to cover a lump on her neck. Maybe, the wig lady suggested, we could order one in a larger size and see how it fit?
We were close to calling it a day and looking a little more some other time when I saw a pretty silvery grey wig, almost shoulder-length, with no bangs. Hesitantly I pointed it out to Nellie. “Grey?” she asked dubiously. “Would that look good? Won’t that make me look like an old lady?” I shrugged my shoulders; we wouldn’t know until we tried it out.
The silver wig did look good—surprisingly natural, meeting almost all Nellie’s qualifications. We could even hold the hair back from her face if we got some pretty barrettes. And the day was late, and Nellie was tired…and so she bought it. Or rather, I bought it and she promised to pay me back later. The owner of the shop gave us a styrofoam stand and a brush, out of sheer niceness. When we got back to her room, I asked Nellie if she wanted to wear it for awhile.
“Oh, no. I’m too tired. Just leave it in the bag so I won’t have to see it. We’ll look at it again next week.”
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